Happy, With Friends And Lovers Part 2

There was no one in the bar. I sat in a barstool, falling asleep when this couple walked in. They sat at the bar which meant I had to get up and walk behind the bar. They ordered a couple glasses of wine and talked. The guy asked me about places to go in Chicago. I asked him if he's ever been here before or was familiar at all with the terrain.
"Well we live in DeKalb, today is our 6 year wedding anniversary so we thought we'd spend the night downtown to celebrate. We've been here before but it's been some time."
As they drank and I caught glimpses of late season baseball scores from the TV I began rattling off basic places to go. They laughed and held hands and we all talked and they were stoked to be downtown, a place I can't seem to escape. They paid the bill and went to dinner and to explore some of my suggestions.
Five hours later they stumble into the bar. The guy sits down in the only available seat at the bar.
"Wine, sauvignon blanc, and give her one if she wants it..." the dude looks pissed. I pour two glasses of wine. The guy watches the tv and the girl keeps asking "what the fuck, what the fuck is your problem?"
"What the fuck do you mean?" he almost yells. He's drunk but still slightly aware of his surroundings. "You went for a cigarette while I was being serenaded by the band. I was being toasted to having been married for six years while you were outside smoking and talking to some guy."
"I didn't know they were going to sing and why wouldn't they wait until we were both at the table?"
"Fuck you," he said, "you just decided to smoke at that time."
"Oh yeah, " she said, "I was waiting for just that moment, that I didn't know was coming, to go out and smoke."
"You don't smoke!" he yelled.
"Sometimes I do!" she yelled back.
"Yeah, when? When some guy offers you one? Every time a guy offers you one? What do you do when they offer you dick?"
He slugged back his wine and asked for another glass as if I haven't heard his whole conversation. I try to block that shit out but sometimes because the bar is so small, it's hard to.
She doesn't say anything. She can't, she's drunk too.
"I just wanted us to have a good time and all you wanted was a smoke."
"Yeah, I've been planning to smoke at that minute for months. Fuck me for having a cigarette. Fuck you for drinking so much!"
"Let's go upstairs," he says and then signals for the bill and signs it.
"I left you ten bucks, hope you can read it," he says to me then goes upstairs.
'Why can't someone show the highlights to the 49ers game, damnit!" a woman in the corner of the bar screamed.

Happy, With Friends And Lovers

I'm behind the bar, working hand over fist. Pouring and charging, pouring and charging. Cleaning up broken glass from a spilled drink, talking, jiving, collecting, producing receipts, documents of a night no one wants to remember.
This couple stands at the side of the bar. I'm pouring a rum and coke for a drunk girl who hung out in Wrigleyville all day and I address the couple..."what can I get for you?"
"Fucking Miller Lite," the guy says, his meekish girlfriend squeaks out "baileys on ice." I nod my head, pour the drinks and the two run to the back of the room. A few seats are vacated at the bar and the guy and his girl sit in them. The dude looks pissed so I ask him if he's had a rough night. He looks at me like I'm an asshole "well, fuck, I just got back from my best friends wedding and his bitch cunt new wife owns him now and I'll never see him again."
"Fuck,"I say, honestly, I don't care. He's pissy. His woman joins him at the bar. She smiles uncomfortably because she knows that this man is drunk and unreasonable. He keeps texting his friend, the groom "fuck you, asshole, have a nice life." He keeps repeating himself. "Asshole, Charlie, he doesn't give a fuck. Why was he mad at me, I called his sister a fucking cunt, so what. We're friends. That bitch IS a cunt!" He says shit like this over and over.
The woman suggests they go to their room. This guy is an asshole and he doesn't deserve a blowjob but she'll probably suck his dick just to shut him up. I'd put a knife to his throat, but that's just me.

Fuck all y'all

NOTE:
I don't know where I was going with this one. Somehow I manage to save these late night rants and not post them. I'm guessing I'm thinking that I'll write something remarkable later based on what's here. I....fall quite short this time and don't know what I was going to write.


I'm just going to make a quick comment here. I'll get back to the dirty streets and whores, donut-eaters and drunks, cops, drunk sex and bullshit in my next posting.
All I want to say, is that i

The end...

I don't know anymore. I never knew. I'm more confused than ever. I'm not confused at all. Everything is clear. I'm a depressed mope...I watch the news channels and surf the web looking for brighter days. Fuck it. I put the books down and hit the "channel up" button hoping to see a burning mushroom cloud. All I'm doing is burning and waiting to be taken over by flames.
Fuck me, I'll wash the dishes, pointlessly.

McShit and Shaved Pussy, Guns And Racists Can All Suck My Cock

NOTE:
Every once in awhile I can fly off the handle on "hot political topics" or even on "nothing". In this case I was drunk when I wrote this entry. I am drinking right now and have decided to just post this late-night horse shit entry. I know that it sucks and is juvenile but you know what? I don't give a fuck. There are a few messages in here that may be worth examining, mostly, it's just me being a drunk fucking cock.


I will tell you this: I am sick of the fucking South, the fucking bible thumpers, the fucking Jesus-freaks, the fucking republicans and all of the fucking motherfucking cocksuckers that think they understand the world better than anyone else. You bake apple pies while your priest molests a young boy and then you scream at a young girl for getting pregnant by your husband and now that girl is going to have a baby and now the question is....who will take care of that baby? That baby is officially "hot potato". You high and mighty Southern bible church going fucks. You're all asking "Do we support this baby? Out of wedlock?" You demonize it!! From the second it is born. You backward fucks. There is a reason we put nuclear reactors and missile silos in your town.
PICK UP A FUCKING BOOK....oh, you'll just burn it...."it's got werz! Werdz, Mama!, Probably the Devil's "Words".
Well let me tell you, you screen-door, world-fearing, gun- toting fucks:
We hate you. There are more people in the cities of this country than in your dick-centered "villages". And you think that because you can kill a deer with a twelve-gauge, well, that makes you powerful.



Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, John McCain and your irrelevant pussy Palin. Together you will look at America and turn it into shit. John, you know you just want to go to war. And Sarah, you're just a manipulated cunt and proud of it. You are a do nothing bitch. You're like the reason I hold onto my job, I don't have to do anything. You think you do something, you self-important cunt, you do nothing. Actually, I would respect you if you decided to not become a pawn of the republican machine. No matter what McCain says, the vortex is there and once you pledge your allegiance, your dignity is sucked away.
Ladies, woman, girls, females, anything with ovaries... don't listen to this gun-toting bitch.
Hey, Killidelphia! Hey West Side and South side of Chicago! Hey South Central LA! Hey NY! Just to call up a few...some Governor from Alaska wants to say: GUNS FOR ALL!!!!!
Thanks, bitch, thanks, Republicans, assholes, fuck-centers.
Now let's drop them, via helicopter, onto the West Side of Chicago where just over the past 10 months more than 36 children were killed and the number of people shot over the age of 18 has yet to be calculated...(it's over 100, folks! Still counting the innocent bodies shot in their houses!)
Gun rights...you fucking dicks...is there any chance that you'll get a clue as to why someone might want to regulate guns? Now, shit, I'm all for gun rights but please, assholes understand that some new rules need to be put into place. Do you find it acceptable that some 9 year old gets on a public bus and while trying to shoot another nine year old ends up killing three adults and two children (not the targets)just trying to go to school and work? Is that OKAY? Guns for EVERYONE!!!! Shoot!!!
And all you white trash hunter fucks. Put on your camo-wear and walk into the city streets, shit, you thought your daddy's dick stretched your asshole, get ready for some real pain without the pleasure.
Assholes in the South, The Beltway, the assholes that call themselves Christians while shooting guns, drinking beer, fucking their sisters and using their tooth brushes to scrub the mud out of their assholes. Ignorant churches, backwards ideologists and flat out "Good 'Ol Boys". All of you are the ones keeping this country from prospering.
You can't keep your religion in your homes, in pants nor in your churches. No, you have to try to impose it on the rest of the country and world. You can't open your minds. You vote for the perseverance of life, and then damn an underaged girl for having a child unless she is the child of Sarah Palin or some other Christian phoney. As long as they're in the lime-light, you will support them. But if some poor girl in your community or EVEN WORSE some MINORITY girl becomes pregnant then all hell comes loose and those little tarts are damned to hell!!!!!! But the Palin kid, oh, she's a good girl, fucking some asshole high school punk and getting pregnant. But we hate Brittney Spears' sister! That girl had a daughter because she had bad parents! But Palin's daughter? She should be embraced!! Why? Why not? We're a confused republican party!! We don't know anything anymore!!! We FUCKING SUCK!!!
Fine, guns in your world make sense. You hunt and kill and eat your hunt. But we're not all cowboys and small-town folk. And we don't all fuck our family tree and take pride in tooth-decay. And when the non-educated have babies, they stick them in garbage cans and then collect food stamps. And somehow you have the right to vote when you should be vaporized!!!??!!!
We live in cities and in suburbs of cities where kids get guns and don't have the guidance of good parents to teach them how to use guns and the discipline to use a gun. Here in the city, a junkie can get a gun by sucking a dick, and then get the ammo by sucking another dick. And then he takes that gun and shoots the clerk of 7-11 and robs the bank and buys another gun and some drugs and then sells the drugs and DO YOU SEE THE CYCLE?!?!
Now if you cowboys want to enlist as city cops, please do, since you like shooting your guns.
Now come to the South Side of Chicago and look at all the children that have been shot. You probably won't give a fuck...you'll just jump on a bull and ride it. You'll secretly say "nigger kid should never have been born anyway." See how I can demonize you assholes? You sick fucks. Damn you for saying that and for being such racist fucks. The sad thing is is that so much of this country still thinks this way. It's sad and really it scares me that people are so out of motherfucking touch.
But maybe not everyone.
Prove me wrong, assholes. Can you see where the problem with guns exists? You want to form the law in your safe little towns, but hey, a lot of us live in actual cities and we don't want everyone armed. In a place where there is a bar every 10 feet. Where there are guns and racists.
Our cities of America don't need guns.
And we sure as shit don't need you God-fuckers telling the rest of us our rights as per your bible.
I studied that fucking book for 15 years and honestly, there is a lot of truth and good value there. But most of the cock-sucking world refuses to actually read it as though it should be read.
And when I say the "cock-sucking world"I suppose I mean all you ignorant fucks that suck Bill O'Reilly's dick or just base your life on some dumb e-mails and postings.
FUCK YOU ALL.

And for those who read this, my guess is no one...but just in case, I'm trying to make a goddamned point. About the sickness of this country. About the bullshit, the ignorance, the lies and the misfortune. Before you come after me, if you decided to come after me, first stick your finger down your throat and stare at your face in the reflection of your vomit.
Most likely, you're worth nothing more.
And to calculate how much less you're worth...fuck...start digging your grave.