He's drinking double jack and cokes. Everyone is nicely drunk. Not rude or obnoxious, just having a good time. He opens up his briefcase and shows everyone all the different pills he takes, viagra, heart medication, etc. His buddy walks outside and he's alone with his two female friends. "You know what prison taught me? How to jack off. Jacking off saved my life." The women start laughing. "I jack off all the time now. I don't need you girls. I take viagra just so I can jack it a few times. It's less of a hassle. I don't buy my fist drinks, just lotion!" The women are laughing. The friend walks back in. "You telling these girls how you like to jack off?" He said as he sat back down. "Yeah, it keeps me centered."
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