Bartending

People have asked me: "As a bartender, what's the most fucked up thing you've ever had to deal with?" Hmmm, I think: Drugs, hookers, fights, crying, couples fighting, dying, assholes, old ladies sucking dick, vomiting, suicides, bums, shitting on walls...what's the most fucked up thing I've ever had to deal with? Punching in.