Couple

"what can you make me that is sweet and fruity..." that's easy: I dip my fist in lime juice, then into some sugar and then I fist your face and asshole. I offer my hand mustache-high and say, "how about that on ice?" You sniff, say " yes" then pass out and your boyfriend says "give her two and I'll take everything else..." I thought so, shit, I'm not here to make your relationship work...