Cuntonnay

"A glass of chardonnay, now". "Now? Don't even get the bottle, open it and pour it,just "now"" "I mean-" "You mean, you're a bitch and you couldn't pay a rock to get near your vagina" 'What?" I poured her a glass. "it's on the house." She came and dripped. "You can take it to your room," I insisted. She threw down money and a tip and hobbled away. Housekeeping arrived and mopped up the discharge, I gave her the tip.