Da Beef

"I paid this whore to suck my dick outside of Al's Beef. I was so hammered I could barely get hard and the smell of the beefs was so good. She sucked me for 30 minutes then her pimp came by. I said, 'okay, buddy, here's 50, I didn't cum.' I sat at the counter of Al's, eating a beef with hooker spit all over my crotch. It was great, just don't tell my wife about the beef, I'm supposed to be on a diet."