Douched Their Assholes?

I walked into the office, the head of maintenance was talking: "It wasn't bed bugs, those guys douched their assholes and shit on the bed" "Douched their assholes? You mean enema?" I said."Yeah, I asked one of them, he said the blood was from his pee pee. They were all fucked up" I looked at the punch clock and thought "should I even bother?"