Lovers

At work: "I can't take my ten year old to Hooters! I'm too drunk!" /"I'll take an orgasm on ice, my husband will pay for it." Husband: "I'm going to go jack off on your precious left-over fucking pizza." /"Tequila makes me take my clothes off," she giggled, looking like a pale "Snookie". "Well, what makes you want to put a snow suit on?" I asked and waved my hand around the bottles.