Motherfucking Pizza

Outside,the white girls entertain him and tell him "we're bored" while their husbands watch football in the hotel lounge. Inside, he buys the girls drinks and says, "ladies, these are on me, because someone has to pay attention to you." The white men are intimidated by this guy from Belize and slowly they put their arms around their women. Protection mode. "Nice move," I tell the guy. "I know women," he says and then passes out. The fat white guys take their bored, attractive wives back to their rooms and pass out. The wives start thinking about the guy from Belize who is now in his room and keeps calling the front desk yelling "I ordered a motherfucking pizza, you know where it is. Stop fucking with me." I'm cashing out, boss.