No One Wins

In line to buy a lottery ticket, he knocks into me, drunk. "Oh sorry pal," he's an urban redneck, gap toothed, cigar-skin-stained...he's wavering. "I just wanna win!" he holds a dollar up and his buddy holds him up and whispers "shut up!" in his ear. I ask the dude, "Whaddya gonna do if you win?" "I'll stop sucking dick! Yep!" Then he belches and passes out. His buddy drags him out of the store. Not a winner.