Sarah Palin 4 President

Old man with a glass of spoiled merlot: "One day I noticed this black ball on the underside of my cock. I yelled for my wife to inspect it. She thought it was a tick. I panicked, we took turns with a pair of tweezers and ripped it off. I bled a lot. Turned out it was just a mole! I kept pulling the scab off every time I went to dry my privates! Funny, right?" He was wearing a "Sarah Palin 4 President" shirt.