Seriously?

"I video taped my cocker-spaniel humping my cat one night. A week later, the cat died, I thought it was hilarious. I wanted to send the cat-rape tape to "America's Funniest Home Videos" but I couldn't find it. I caught my husband masturbating to it, hence the divorce!" She laughed and looked at me. "Another?" she said and pointed at her empty glass. "Get out?" I pointed to the door.