"Guest"

He sat there and with straight (drunken) face and said this: The last time I went home, my toilets were clogged, my engine was jammed and my wife's asshole was falling out. I got the toilet and the car fixed and let's just say there are other assholes to fuck. But no, I took her to the doctor and they shoved her asshole back in (makes stuffing motion with boot). It's all good, I'm fucking this nymphomaniac...I just don't want our kids to meet, they might fuck each other...but shit, I'm gonna go to the gay club and get a free drink...thanks for listening..."