Friday, May 3, 2013

Scanner

The skills that I have as a bartender include being able to hear every voice in the room. It's like "Scanners" but I can't blow up heads yet. Sitting at a bar the mishmash in my listening head is "superman you know punch cock walking alone urban planner when fucking is it comes with cole slaw do you know what I'm going to get herpes marvel universe kills DC aside from batman so don't cum on my food dam broken glass old style my wife has dry mouth and sexhole yuck yuck why don't you talk to me I was here last night my cap was forward for an hour my girlfriend ended up eating beach parties and the end up is I can't cover or go home so this glass is a sleeping bag. Stan? Stan?

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