Friday, May 31, 2013

Titays

He's a creepy limo driver, drunk and kicked out of an 8 year old relationship, again. She's a hooker and paints it as professionally as she can. He's staring at her tits and saying something I can't pick up but she says "so what if they're fake, you still want to fuck them." He says "if you touch me, I'll kill you." And that doesn't seem to coincide with what she said. And I'm thinking that she isn't her anymore in his mind. She is now the her that left him and he doesn't even see those fake tits. But she's a businesswoman trying to make a guy see her fake tits but the boners in the room that are producing one sperm an hour don't get it. He tries to hang himself from the curtains while she asks for another splash of vodka. I give her a splash and don't discourage him from hanging himself...but I do, because I'll be responsible for those fucking curtains.

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